Joke Time!!! 笑話時間到了!!!

I just love jokes!!! I have some under my hands right now, including witty limericks! 我最喜歡笑話了.


Why did the old glove cross the road with the clock?
To get to the second-hand shop!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

What do elephants play at the back of a mini?
Squash!

What do you give to a sick pig?
Oinkment & pigment.

Why is Chinese food so hard to cook?
Because there is so much home-wok.

I once saw an old man who was witty,
Who was heading towards the city,
He wore a nice hat
Though he was ever so fat
So we all thought "What a pity."


An old physics teacher named Bright,
Once managed to go faster than light,
He started one day
In the relative way
And returned on the previous night.

A peculiar teacher named Ray,
Used to teach in a very odd way,
He gave lessons in verse
But it made matters worse
So the moral is :rhyme just doesn't pay!

There was an old teacher named Green,
Who invented a caning machine,
On the ninety-ninth stroke
That rotten thing broke
And made that cruel man a has been.

A right-handed teacher named Wright,
Wrote 'rite' when she meant to write "right".
I f she'd written right well
She'd have shown she could spell
And not written rot writing right.

In the old days a teacher named Bind,
Gave my dad, in a manner unkind,
Heavy whacks to the head
With a flat piece of lead
Saying "This lesson will broaden your mind!"


Do you have any jokes for me??? I do have more but I want some of YOUR jokes.
你有一些笑話可以跟我分想嗎???我還有艮多可是我想要你的笑話.